Ever wonder what Snoop Dogg means when he sings that he’s “all about the chronic, bionic ya see”? Armed with a PhD in English, I takes rappers seriously so you don’t have to.

(PS: Snoop means that his marijuana is laced with PCP, a claim made to bolster his status amongst casual drug users.)

Believe it or not, I am an award-winning author of experimental literature and a writing instructor. Also, I write another humour column called Haiku Horoscopes.

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